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squeakykins: cosmictuesdays: frenchie-fries: vergess: boltonsrepairshop: PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!! IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which
nielspeterdejong: Zac, cut the creepy face man, nobody’s gonna touch your bunny girl while you’re carrying a big carrot! XD And isn’t it endearing that Riven decides to go all nude like Zac? ^^ Okay, it’s not the same thing, but you get the
A Sorcerer Hunters amv, done to “He Is Not Yet Dead” from the Spamalot soundtrack. Showing just how much abuse Carrot can take, and not just from the Misu sisters.
noglutesnoglory: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.
stylinnuendo: *tries really hard to not think harry as an apple and louis as a carrot*
brunomarsohana: brunomarsbar: theres only one carrot.. AND THEY ALL GOTTA SHARE IT LOVE IT!!! HAHA!!!!! look at that guy checking bruno out!! haha not phred the one in the left bottom corner!! HAHA!!!
bookishintervention: egbertitties: PURP0LE CARROT SADSNEJKGRNSTRH GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOUR.
Morrison, I know you had a pretty bad falling out with Marvel, but making your not!Hulk a giant, blue baby is kind of a low blow. It is hilarious though, what with the giant diaper.
Stream viewers voted on who they wanted drawn. I place the blame squarely on them. Although I’ll admit to not being prompted to draw Carrot.
food52: The flavors of bold citrus and spices will keep you guessing — not bad for a Monday. Read More: Dinner Tonight: Carrot Avocado Salad Citrus Couscous on Food52
aikiyun: [RWBY] Rinse CarrotLoCaL FarMBoI GeTs HiS CarrOt RiNsE By TwO HuNTrESSeS! NOT HIS CARROT!
There’s no better “carrot and stick” example than this. Do not break Dredd’s heart (if he has any).
“You’re enjoying this way too much.” Battle Bunny Lux and Ezreal. Maybe less battle than bunny but oh well. I’m not sure what Lux plans to do with that carrot but that’s her business.
carrot-kingof-flowers: You may be good looking but you’re not a piece of art
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wizardmoon: kinkshamer69: please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam
pltnm06ghost: Drew some Carrot for Easter Sunday : D Well, to be fair… I’m not that far into One Piece since I’m only faithful to the dub. Probably won’t make it there until a few years from now at the pace it’s going. So I sketched some of
thenaebyrd777: ruby-white-rabbit: bisexualemmettcullen: twilightrenaissance: it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??
thoughts-of-a-scoundrel:fastphoridae:specialsituationsgroup: persephonbee:I love the scene in feet of clay where the mob is trying to kill the golem and carrot comes in and is like you can’t kill the golem and they’re like well it’s not alive it’s
megnesiums: lumos5001: zumainthyfuture: Carrot clarinet Bruh………… #MAYONNAISE MAY NOT BE AN INSTRUMENT BUT A CARROT SURE AS HELL IS (via themeggowithleggos) why pay + for an instrument when you can just mAKE ONE OUT OF A CARROT, A FUNNEL,
sexylittlecarrot:That’s such a big carrot, not even sure it can fit in owo
rochellek1994: frenchie-fries: vergess: boltonsrepairshop: PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!! IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally
kinkshamer69: please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that
stfurodrigo: teyuss: I knew what was coming and I tried my hardest not to say it. “Say something stupid. Like Jenga. Say Jenga… Carrot” broccoli………
plagueofgripes:Stream viewers voted on who they wanted drawn. I place the blame squarely on them. Although I’ll admit to not being prompted to draw Carrot. dam it Plague! <3 <3 <3
lmao. Got me. Did NOT see that coming.
not-a-carrot: imathers: themightyglamazon: jumpingjacktrash: oh my god. let me share a memory with y’all. it’s from i guess 1978 or thereabouts. it’s high summer. i don’t remember where my mom was driving me, in our avocado green chevette,
terrestrial-organic-matter answered: Is Fiz not a male character? That could be causing the issue fiz is a girl haha… loving-carrots answered: not everyone, i thought you had a girlfriend and stuff…. unless of course you are talking
jolly-aroma-art: Carrot is not part of diet. No, Derpy. That is indeed not a muffin. :p
alasou:Carrot Cake? Yes. I am not tired of cliché bunny related things to add in drawings. Like carrots. Drawn for patreon the 01-12-2015Mmm~!
nemovonsilver:Kiba: “S-So was that a yes or a no to the date? I-I mean….I have a carrot here if a flowers not what you want…” Oswald: “Nngh.. n-nyo! Ah’m nn-n-not a rabbit.. humph!” ((Mod: He thinks he’s being called a bunny because of
rnilkbreath: failedtextpost: rnilkbreath: analprolapsing: how in holy fuck do you not like hawaiian pizza i’m seriously gonna call the police LISTEN UP DICK NERD. THINGS U PUT ON PIZZA INCLUDE: TOMATO, CHEESE, MEAT, SOME VEGGIES (NOT LIKE CARROTS
carrot-spirit: starrrtt: (Don’t worry, Tenzin’s fine… Aang.. not that much) How do you think Korra knows how to babybend? I don’t know what I’m doing to my life anymore. That is the most adorable thing I have ever seen. BABY BEND!!!!!
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Food is not morality. You are not good if you eat carrots. You aren't bad if you eat pie.
When it comes to pretty things, I always pack a few extra items. Entertaining and pleasing you is not just a priority; it is my life.
Even the modest length and conservative color could not hide the fact that she was a whore. A beautiful, refined, whore.
faun-buns:haters will draw a hot bath for you only to begin slicing carrots into it
Vegetabrella by Yurie Mano This is pretty rad-ish, but lettuce not get too excited, the umbrella will allow your head to romaine dry but it’s not very tasty. I know the puns are corny but I really don’t carrot all.
animal-factbook: Cartoons and urban myths implanted the idea that rabbits’ favourite food are carrots. The myth actually mistaken a banana as a carrot and so for many years, rabbits did not get to enjoy their favourite food.
Not too bad for an empty kitchen 🙌 {lemon-garlic stir fry with brown rice vermicelli, broccoli, carrot, mushrooms and sesame seeds} 🌸
theboywhoflydragons: “You know this wouldn’t have happened if you just listened to me.” Judy mentioned “Not now, Carrots.” Again, one of the fanarts from aiyaikelina. Don’t forget to check ‘em out!
red-bush: the-saffron-patch: curiosa-obscura: that’s not a carrot…silly reindeer Merry Christmas, Happy New Year n all that ! follow us for more homemade nudie pics Christmas Bush Lol
timid-carrot: (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ) Not that she can bear another loss anyway.(I’m not good at distorted image yet)
micoba: Some girls are born sluts, their strong sex drive rewarding them for their desired behaviour.Others had to learn by the stick, not the carrot, what was expected of them.
terrypratchettparadise: “Food as an aphrodisiac was not a concept that had ever caught on in Lancre, apart from Nanny Ogg’s famous Carrot and Oyster Pie.* *Carrots so you can see in the dark, she’d explain, and oysters so’s you’ve got something
not like having only one carrot would stop pinkie pie from making the best damn carrot cake in the universe..
tired-and-mean: Vegetabrella by Yurie Mano This is pretty rad-ish, but lettuce not get too excited, the umbrella will allow your head to romaine dry but it’s not very tasty. I know the puns are corny but I really don’t carrot all. Reblogged for
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john-marshall: thegreatyeet: bace-jeleren: trans-mouse: john-marshall: john-marshall: john-marshall: use the right knives when you cook please i’m not kidding and i’m not being mean i’m watching these videos of people trying to cut like, carrots,
carrot-kingof-flowers: I literally do not trust any of my feelings so I ignore them all me now
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